Now that our favourite Dirk Diggler has a new 'do ... its time to play ...

Which character from FULL METAL JACKET is Dirk playing today?

Use your spotting skills to see who from Full Metal Jacket Dirk is going to be today!

Private Dirk?	Private Mid-Century Gayboy Furniture Fancier?
Private Joker?	Private Cowboy?
Private Red-Cloud Special Forces Djarum Airman Apache-bot?	Private Loveyoulongtime?
Private Flash